chelebelleslair:

Keke Palmer attends the 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Viewing Party, March 2014
A message from Anonymous
I've been on & off with this guy for 4 years & he wants to make thing serious now but i dont b/c i want to see my other options. He works at mcdonalds & im sorry but you cant fuck with me if you dont get paid double digits hourly, im bringing home 14 hourly & im only 18. Tf ima do with a mcdonalds salary
A reply from profashionall

Lmfaooo 💀😂

wow

woozilyevocative:

for clarification, carson asked me all of those because shes the best

lmao I was tryna be slick. you caught me.

woodmeat:

deveninanewdress:

you walk into your friend’s house and this is the first thing you see. what do you do?

sniff one a them oils and go straight to looking for an ankh chain and a black power pick


what kind of house has fluorescent lighting?

woodmeat:

deveninanewdress:

you walk into your friend’s house and this is the first thing you see.
what do you do?

sniff one a them oils and go straight to looking for an ankh chain and a black power pick

what kind of house has fluorescent lighting?

rlyhigh:

looks so good gimme 😭

rlyhigh:

looks so good gimme 😭